Marco's Jokes
Q: What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
A: Stinkerbell
Q: Why are bats never lonely?
A: They hang out with their friends all the time.
Q: What do witches use to clean their faces?
A: Witch-hazel
Q: What does a tree drink?
A: Rootbeer
Q: Why was the man running after his bed?
A: He wanted to catch up with his sleep.
Q: What kind of pie do ghosts like?
A: Boo-berry
Q: Why was the broom late for his date?
A: He over swept.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the prom?
A: He had no body to go with.
Q: What does the frog do with paper?
A: rip it- rip it
Q: What do bees use to comb their hair?
A: A honey comb
Q: What do you put on a pig with a sunburn?
A: Oink-ment
Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Because their horns don't work
A: Stinkerbell
Q: Why are bats never lonely?
A: They hang out with their friends all the time.
Q: What do witches use to clean their faces?
A: Witch-hazel
Q: What does a tree drink?
A: Rootbeer
Q: Why was the man running after his bed?
A: He wanted to catch up with his sleep.
Q: What kind of pie do ghosts like?
A: Boo-berry
Q: Why was the broom late for his date?
A: He over swept.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the prom?
A: He had no body to go with.
Q: What does the frog do with paper?
A: rip it- rip it
Q: What do bees use to comb their hair?
A: A honey comb
Q: What do you put on a pig with a sunburn?
A: Oink-ment
Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Because their horns don't work